20+ Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes SMS & Messsges

Posted in Non Veg on December 12, 2017
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First of all the things we will like to wish to all our readers a very Happy Holi 2018. Holi is festival of colors and happiness when all the people around the world wants to celebrates with their family, friends and loving once. Before in previous article we have share Happy Holi 2018 WhatsApp Status And MessagesNow again we something cool stuffs relating to Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes for you.

Today we are going to share with you some adult kind of things with you. Maybe below 18 aged people will not gonna take interest in these kind of things, but this will becomes really a cool way to wish someone a very Happy Holi 2018 or maybe you can get in trouble after sharing these.

Yes we have some Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes  for you that we have collected from various internet sources and web pages. These all Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes Messages for WhatsApp is really cool and make you laugh like a  hell. We also collected Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg SMS Jokes for you. You can share these all wishes by simply copy and paste these all wishes to you WhatsApp And Facebook.

Happy Holi 2018 non Veg

Happy Holi 2018 non Veg

But before we get started we have something interesting for you relating to Holi. We are gonna tell you about Why Holi is Celebrates in India and Nepal Specially? and What are the different traditions of Holi celebrations in India and Nepal?

If you are not interesting to know the different traditions to celebrates Holi in India and Nepal, so you can simply scroll down in this article is where you can get the Happy Holi Non Veg Jokes SMS & Messages. So let's start:-

Different Traditions To Celebrate Holi In India & Nepal

At first we will like to tell you that What is Holi, it's for the people who belongs to such states in which Holi is not get celebrate and who doesn't even know the single thing about the Holi festival.

Holi is the Hindu Festival that marks the arrival of Spring Season in India and Nepal. Holi is known widely for the festival of colors across the globe. Normally it comes into the month of  March According to Indian Calendar. It celebrates over two days and it is celebrated by all the people around the world with full of festivity, colors and happiness.

All the people around the world takes parts in the Holi Festival, but it is officially celebrates by the people in India & Nepal. Every Street, Every State, Every People of India and Nepal will gonna tel you the same thing that "Holi is the Festival of Colors".

Basically Holi is celebrates for the two days the first day is called as a Holika Dahan and And second one is called Rangwali Holi. The People will excitingly waiting for the Rangwali Holi day. This year in 2018 peoples will gonna celebrates the Holi on 1st of March.

On the Rangwali Holi day people used to through a colored powder which is known as "Gulal" to each other. This is how people celebrates Holi in India And Nepal.

Down below we have our collection of Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes SMS & Messages for you. In which we have collected two Kinds of Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes, the first one is Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg SMS Jokes that you can share with your friends and colleagues, but don't share these all with your family this will get you into the trouble. At last but not least the second one is Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes Messages that we have collected from various internet sources and web pages. Do share these all Happy Holi Non Veg Jokes with your friends.

10+ Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg SMS Jokes

Down here we have updated some cool and laughing Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg SMS Jokes for you, that we have collected from various internet sources and web pages. These all non veg jokes are very unique and make someone laugh like a hell. So do share these all Happy Holi 2018 Jokes SMS with your friends, co-workers and colleagues because this is really a very unique way to wish someone a very Happy Holi.

Happy Holi Non Veg SMS Jokes

Happy Holi Non Veg SMS Jokes

Kudiyan Kudiyan Kardey Kardey, Tussi;
Jawaani Vich He Tussi Buddhey Ho Jana;
Ena Saaliyan Da Tan Kuchh Ni Jana;
Par Saleyo, Tussi Mutth Maar Maar Ke Kubbey Ho Jana!


Saatrang Rang Liye Aye Holi
Gau Sahar Me Chayi Holi
Rango Me Dube Sathi Sajni
Holi Hai Or Dhoom Machi Hai
Bhang Ki Khumari Chayi Hai
Tan Me Masti Man Me Masti
Phagun Ki Masti Sab Or Chhayi Hai

Lal Gulabi Rang Hai Jhum Raha Sansar
Suraj Ki Kiran Khushiyon Ki Bahar
Chand Ki Chandni Apno Ka Pyar
Shubh Ho Aap Sabko Ye Rangon Ka Tyohar Happy
Holi


Holi Par Sabhi Ko Sabhi Rango Se Milkar Ek Rang,
Apko Mile Jo Apki Khusiyon Ko Rangin Bana De.
Happy Holi


Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabi Hai
Jo Dekhta Hai Kehta Hai Kya Maal Gulabi Hai
Pichle Baras Tune Jo Bhigoya Tha Holi Mein
Ab Tak Nishani Ka Woh Rumaal Gulabi Hai.


Rango Ke Tyohar Mein Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyon Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua Hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har Bar,
Holi Mubarak Ho Mere Yaar!.


Tum Bhi Jhoome Masti Main,
Hum Bhi Jhoome Masti Main,
Shor Hua Saari Basti Main..
Jhoome Sab Holi Ki Masti Main.


Aise Manana Holi Ka Tyohar
Pichkari Se Barse Sirf Pyar.
Ye Hai Mauka Apno Se Gale Mitane Ka
To Gulal Or Rang Lekar Ho Jao Taiyar
Happy Holi


Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gulfam Bheja Hai,
Sitaro Ne Aasman Se Salaam Bheja Hai,
Mubaraq Ho Aapko Holi Ka Tyohar,
Humne Dil Se Yeh Paigam Bheja Hai


Puranmashi Ka Chand,
Chand Se Uski Chandni Boli,
Khushion Se Bhare Sabki Jholi,
Mubarak Ho Apko Pyari Holi

Tweet This And Use: #HappyHoli2018

10+ Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes Messages

Now we are going to share with you our best ever collection of Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes Messages, that we have collected from various internet sources and web pages. So if you are finding for some adult and funny thing for Holi so you are at the right place. These all non veg jokes are too much laughing  that will make someone laugh very easily. we have gone through from many WhatsApp Groups to collect this all.

Happy Holi  2018 Non Veg Jokes Messages

Happy Holi 2018 Non Veg Jokes Messages

So Must do a share these all wishes with your friends, co-workers and Colleagues.

Holi Ka Gulal Ho Rango Ki Bahar Ho Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho Ek Baat Khas Ho Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho Wish U Happy Holi


तो आपने अपनी उस पुरानी शर्ट पैंट को फिर से निकाल लिया ना ,
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जिस पर पिछले चार साल से होली खेल रहे है


उन लड़कियों को भी होली की बधाई जो अपने आप गालो पर चुटकी भर गुलाल लगा के दो सेल्फ़ी लेकर अपलोड करेंगी और कैप्शन में डालेंगी ” happy holi ,too much fun , friends , colours


रंग बरसे भीगे चुनर वाली ” पर पैग लगाकर नाचते हुए हर लौंडा खुद को अमिताभ ही समझता है


किसी के रंग वाले गुब्बारा मारने पर उसे कैच करके वापस उसी को मारने से सन्नी देओल जैसी फीलिंग आती है😂😂😂😂😂😂


एक भयानक सत्य
सच्चा दोस्त कभी गद्दारी नहीं करता लेकिन,
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होली के दिन अपनी औकात दिखा ही जाता है
इसलिए सतर्क रहें।
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


आवश्यक सुचना..

होली पर इतने पुराने कपड़े भी मत पहन लेना की कोई हाथ में रोटी रख कर चला जाए


कृपया होली वाले दिन इनका वही मतलब निकालना जो बचपन में समझते थे|

– मैं गीली हो गयी हूँ|
– और कहीं भी डालो बस मुंह पे मत डालना|
– कपड़े मत फाड़ो, मैं डलवा रही हूँ न| 
– अच्छा बाबा लो डाल लो|
– एक-एक करके डालो यार|
– तेल लगा कर आना नहीं तो जायेगा नहीं|
– यार मेरे गुब्बारे में छेद है|
– मेरे गुब्बारे मत छेड़ो|

– तुम मेरी पिचकारी पकड़ो मैं तुम्हारे गुब्बारों में हवा भरता हूँ |

तुम्हारी पिचकारी किसी काम की नहीं है|

अग्रिम होली की प्रारम्भिक शुभ कामनाएं|…!!! 😂😂😂😂


PK देखते हुए पत्नी: “कितना फेंकते हैं ये फिल्मों वाले भी, कार इतनी ज्यादा थोड़े ही हिलती है.”

पति: “तुम्हें कैसे पता?”

Silence


She : जल्दी आओ … डालोगे नही ?

Me : रुक पी के आ रहा हूँ फिर डालूँगा अच्छे से ..

#‎रँग‬
😝


उन लड़को को भी होली मुबारक हो
जो रोज किसी की याद में पिचकारी छोड़ते है